How my son at his pizza today

20 Comments

1. 

   Setsuna00XN 2 months ago

   He’s a kid. Let him do his thing.

2. 

   BongwaterJoe1983 2 months ago

   

   Is your child a shark? 🦈

3. 

   limpymcjointpain 2 months ago

   Sorry for your loss.. I’m sure you loved him for a time.

4. 

   Appropriate_Fan317 2 months ago

   What did he do wrong to deserve this? I can’t imagine a worse punishment than having to eat chuck e cheese pizza.

5. 

   pwndabeer 2 months ago

   This. This is a fucking CRIME

6. 

   sweetrottenapple 2 months ago

   Boring 🫩

7. 

   SuperSayian4Nappa 2 months ago

   Its Chuck E Cheese hes just helping make the next kids pizza

8. 

   DeadEnglishOfficial 2 months ago

   Do you still have the receipt? Is the stork nearby for an easy return? These are the questions you need to start asking.

9. 

   shaft_of_lite 2 months ago

   You: why? him:

   

10. 

    rnightlyfe 2 months ago

    Time to step out for a pack of smokes and start over.

11. 

    ludicrouspeedgo 2 months ago

    I dont think you can try a minor with a pizza crime.

12. 

    Crocodile_Punter_ 2 months ago

    Could be kid just being a kid, could also be future serial killer behavior.

13. 

    FreezingwindDOTcom 2 months ago

    Your kid forgot the E in Ate.

14. 

    Suspicious-Rich-3212 2 months ago

    I think you’re raising a maniac.

15. 

    ShakeWeightMyDick 2 months ago

    *ate

16. 

    Flying_Saucer_Attack 2 months ago

    welp… it’s time to try for another one, clearly it’s too late to save this one. Better luck next time!

17. 

    Tiny-Canary1561 2 months ago

    

    *you know what to do*

18. 

    Ismellpu 2 months ago

    Huh

19. 

    heretobesarcastic 2 months ago

    What the fuck does he eat it like a cob of corn

20. 

    soda_cookie 2 months ago

    You and your spouse might need to have a really hard conversation